Simo, and almost everyone else, has probably heard of my facial hair styling and how it's based on the Aussie track cycling legend Sean Eadie. If I hadn't trimmed I might have looked like this..



Cheers simo, ya bored nutter, that's feckin' ace! Clearly the century ride has fried your brain :)



Aero?! Aero?! Just HTFU!!

andtheglovesareoff.blogspot.com has been documenting the plight of lost gloves for over 12 months now. I guess it was only a matter of time before someone else started an organisation/website to reunite these lost gloves with their partners.. and so Simo reports.. onecoldhand.com where gloves can become pairs again!

This was too damn funny not to post! Thanks sleepy.

Matthew Parris you are a c u n t.

davegorman.com

Only recently found out who he was after seeing his Googlewhack live show in a very not live fashion on TV. Brilliant!

What is a googlewhack?

Another of slaam's creations based on this fat lampre guy.
Makes me wanna eat deep-fried chocolate with whipped cream.

That is the top search phrase for my little blog since I added Google Analytics functionality to it the other day. I'm guessing thehippy.net wasn't much use so I will be addressing this issue shortly. :)

Not since the bad old days when I was underage, only equipped with a Learner license or off my tits as I staggered up to the door, have I been rejected from a club.
Even in London, for two years now, I've walked into every type of venue and not once have I been stopped, no matter how feral I looked. That is, until now.

This chavtastic shit hole reckons that skate shoes are not acceptable. Not even my manky ones that have got into every other place in London, these were my almost-new all-black Airwalks. The manager (aka door bitch) even had a go at my fscking drunknmunky t-shirt!

I just grinned, left Mal with her friends (it was her friend's birthday) and went home, happy in the knowledge that I didn't spend a cent in Uxbridge's chavtastic shit hole.

The culprits:

Pink shirts are shit!
Pink shirts are really shit!
Pink shirts are really really shit!
Pink shirts are really really really shit!
Pink shirts are really really really really shit!


(thanks to slaam's impeccable photoshop skillz)

And you thought I made all the music?....;)


www.djmisjah.com

When will you play in London?!?!

What better way to prove you make good blenders than to take all manner of apparently non-blendable stuff and cain it! Bye-bye iPod!!!
Watch vids here: www.willitblend.com

In the beginning.. Kersal Massive, chav rap

Some of the offspring..
Kersal Massive 1, Kersal Massive 2, Kersal Massive 3, Kersal Massive 4, Kersal Massive 5, Kersal Massive 6, Kersal Massive 7

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party

www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com

www.heavensabovefireworks.com